Sunday, February 4, 2018

Top 10 films of 2017


My Official 100% Authentic Complete Top 10 of 2017 


1. The Shape of Water: 




What can I say about this film other than that Del Toro is a true master of his craft. Expertly crafting this unorthodox story of love between a human being and a captive fish creature none of Del Toro's creature feature aesthetic and feeling is lost to the narrative. In fact Del Toro manages to infuse a Russian espionage thriller into the mix and the results are even more rewarding for the viewing audience. It is a true example of what film can be when originality takes a huge place within the writing and directing of a story. 

2. The Big Sick: 




Judd Apatow has been sort of a Michelangelo of romantic comedies, a sort of master of love stories juxtaposed with humor and heart. This movie really exposes how much work Apatow has to go before he ever becomes a true story telling aficionado. Filled to the brim with heart and humor, this movie is one of those examples of forbidden love where you don't feel bogged down by pretentiousness and artfulness normally associated with stories where a character is being roadblocked by those around into abandoning his true love. 

3. Lady Bird: 


A lot of times a coming of age story is restricted by a sort of hypothetical rubric, a grading guideline for which these movies must be crafted. Lady Bird is as much about the concept of those around the main character maturing a tale of growth for the main character. Beautifully isolating and examining the story of a girl striving for more than the dull existence she was told she was destined for, it juxtaposes in a love letter to the home of our youth and the dynamic that comes between a parent and their child. 

4. Dunkirk:


A war movie is usually known for it's visceral and grotesque analyzing of war, never settling on a clear message or deep meaning but rather an imaginary contest with some non existent competing war movie to see how violent it can become. This movie subverts that norm, focusing on a more claustrophobic and water based aesthetic to show you that war is more than brutality and bloodshed but also a psychological struggle for survival. Beautifully combining a score utilizing the directors own person stop watch with Hoyt Van Hotema's brilliant photography this film is a marvel.  '

5. The Florida Project


The theme of this year's cinema seems to be about the dynamic of the relationship between a mother and her children. Whether it be a mother mourning an already deceased child or another mother dealing with a daughter who is lying in a hospital bed with no particular knowledge of what will happen being available. This film views that dynamic only as one between a poor mother in a pay for rental motel, one that seems to have a good relationship with her daughter but also one that sees her being very poor at her job. It is a beautiful look at poverty and even takes a harrowing turn into what a woman might do to survive.  

6. The Disaster Artist



Not since the 1995 Peter Dinklage vehicle "Living in Oblivion" has a humorous and quirky look into the making of a film been so enjoyable. "The Artist" a movie that I personally enjoy immensely does view the film making process but like "Argo" the following year is more concerned with the actually artistry it doesn't stop to think about entertaining it's widespread audience. This is a film of touching moments, emotionally satisfying interactions and overflowing with wonderful performances, especially that of the lead James Franco. This is one of the better comedies of the year, a sort of miracle of cinema, considering that Franco has not been very successful with directing. 

7. The Post


Steven Spielberg has always been one of the more fascinating and astounding directors to stand within the empty warehouses that house movie sets. He is a brilliant mind, a sort of Hawking of cinema, being matched only by the forefathers of cinema and the current filmmaker Martin Scorsese. No one else could muster the talent and fortitude to turn the subject matter that drives this movie into something so compelling. Wearing it's relation to the current media administration turmoil proudly, it never feels too much like a commentary on modern issues, but rather beautifully examines the attempt by Nixon to silence the New York Times. They don't make historical dramas like this anymore. 

8. Call Me By Your Name




This movie is taboo technically speaking as it examines a relationship about a man and a professor's son, one which could be viewed as being a model of inappropriateness and deviancy by those who find it's subject a sin in the eyes of their god. That being said I cannot lie and must proclaim that this is one of the best homosexual works of cinema in a long time, beautifully telling its central story while alternating as a coming of age story. It views this boys struggle with love and his sexuality in a way that straight cinema doesn't seem to be able to. Perfectly written and directed and excellently acted especially by Michael Stuhlbarg and Timothee Chamalet a new up and comer this movie aims for the sky and nails it. 

9. Only the Brave 


Movies like this generally tend to be crafted in such a way that only people from red states might enjoy, viewing every hero and action as some sort of machismo act of amazing circumstance. This film is about the relationships and struggles that drive its characters, a love letter to fire fighters and a PSA about the dangers that they face. Miles Teller and Josh Brolin steal the show with their intersecting fire fighting story being juxtaposed against their personal narratives taking place within the quiet yet overwhelming background of the grand scheme of the film. It's a great and inspiring story, yet a harrowing and melancholy one simultaneously. 

10. Baby Driver


This is a modern fairy tale, one that is as much about escaping the life you live with the person you love as it is a dark and gritty look into the heist genre. The movie's strength lies in the fusion of sounds and action against a backdrop of music. Never have I encountered a film that could so beautifully master a trope that has never been witnessed before. It all goes back to the 2007 film Shaun of the Dead and that musical number in which three characters bludgeon a zombie with pool sticks while a Queen song plays in the background. On top of all this the movie is beaming with joyful exuberance while also feeling a bit nerve wracking, especially with the existence of Jon Hamm's intimidating Buddy. 


Honorable Mentions: Logan a detailed look into aging and the passing of the torch on to the next generation while also delving into the mind of someone who is about to give up 
Wonder which is a "cute" and heartwarming tale about a deformed child coming to grips with who he is while others around him become better with who they are also. 
War of the Planet of the Apes, A beautiful tale that captures the plight of the apes as they battle one last time for survival against the evils of man
A Ghost Story, A simple yet nuanced look at what we think about our legacy and how the world will continue after we die. It is a tale of life, love, death and pain filled with realism and intimacy


Wednesday, January 31, 2018

25 Actresses with a bright future: Part 1


In honor of the metoo movement and in a growing desire to try and win support back for Hollywood in the wake of their so called "political elitism" movement I have decided to do a series in which I analyze and talk about actresses and their backgrounds in a series I will call "25 Actresses with a bright future"

Emma Stone: 


Major Performances: The Amazing Spider-Man, Battle of the Sexes, Zombieland
La La Land (She received an Oscar for this performance) and Birdman (She was a member of the Best Supporting Actress field that year) 


Upcoming Performances: The Favourite, Cruella, The Croods 2



Born in Scottsdale Arizona, she convinced her parents to let her move to Hollywood using a power point presentation featuring a background use of a Madonna song. Her first big break and her debut was in one of the most beloved and critically acclaimed high school dramas since John Hughes, 2007 Jonah Hill vehicle, Superbad.  That story, that romantic young naive love was one of the most sincere performances by a duo in a long time. 

From there she continued acting picking up more and more critical steam with performances like the one she delivered in 2011's "The Help" and her coming of age film "Easy A". Finally in 2014 she was rewarded by her peers for her supporting of Michael Keaton in that year's best picture recipient "Birdman". She is the every-woman, a sort of presence that stays away from the drama while bathing in the glow of quirk and charm. 





Margot Robbie



Major Performances: The Wolf of Wall Street (Which garnered her lot of accolades), About Time, Goodbye Christopher Robin, and I,Tonya (Which led to her successfully being nominated for her first Oscar) 


Upcoming Performances: Suicide Squad 2, Two Harley Quinn films, Mary, Queen of Scots 



Born in the land down under, she grew up in a family of four children, with her mom being a physiotherapist, her dad Doug Robbie. She first made her presence known in the 2013 romantic sci-fi film about time travelling romance, About Time, a film which is one of my personal favorites of that year. She was still despite that a completely unknown, a statement that would soon ring hollow. 

 The true moment of coming out was when she appeared alongside Leonardo Dicaprio in 2013's adaptation of Jordan Belfort memoir, The Wolf of Wall Street. She stole the show with her acting, her sexiness and that "daddy scene", even if her dramatic moments were more resounding. Here and there she has out acted Jared Leto and Will Smith, gotten to play historical figures in period pieces with Goodbye Christopher Robin, and snagged a well deserve oscar nomination for this year's figure skating film I, Tonya. 


Saoirse Ronan: 



Major Performances: Brooklyn (For which she received a best actress nomination), Atonement (For which she received a supporting actress nom), The Grand Budapest Hotel, The Lovely Bones, Hanna, The Host, How I Live Now, Lady Bird (For which is nominated for Lead Actress)


Upcoming Performances: Mary, Queen of Scots (With Margot Robbie), The Seagull 


Born in one of the Burroughs of New York referred to as "The Bronx", her family moved to Ireland when she was three.  She spent a decent amount of time living in Ireland, especially Dublin where she picked up the deep accent she has today.  When Atonement came out in 2007 to rapturous acclaim and celebration, the Oscars decided that even at her age that she should be awarded with a nomination for best supporting actress.  

She continued working, picking up a role in a clunker thought to be the Twilight author's next big hit, as well as facing obscurity with movies like How I Live Now. Finally though, with the help of Wes Anderson she was thrust back into the light and a year following broke out completely with Brooklyn.  She is one of the most charming and sincere actresses alive and her relationship with her Lady Bird director, for which both of them are nominated for Oscars, shows just how cool Hollywood can be. 

Alicia Vikander


Major Performances: Ex Machina (A critical darling), The Danish Girl (For which she won an oscar, Anna Karenina, The Fifth Estate, Testament of Youth (For which she received minor critical praise)


Upcoming Performances: Tomb Raider, Freak Shift, Submergence 


Alicia is a Swedish actress, dancer and producer, born in Gothenburg, Sweden to another Swedish actress, Maria Fahl-Vikander. Spending a lot of her childhood in minor stage plays as well as time in Ballet, she didn't actually get her film start until 2009 with the film, "Pure". There she spent a lot of time within the confines of her home countries entertainment and cinematic industry. 

Alicia first became noteworthy for the more obscure film fans when she showed up in the 2012 Danish film "The Royal Affair" opposite Mads Mikkelsen.  She continued acting until a young up and coming director tagged her to appear in his Sci-fi film "Ex Machina" and her critical star burned brightly. She was so good in Ex Machina that her victory at the Oscars was shunned by a majority of people who felt she shouldn't have even been nominated.  Appearing in Man of U.N.C.L.E soon after was the most notable she's been since her Oscar. 

Elizabeth Olsen 


Major Performances: Avengers: Age of Ultron, Godzilla (2014), Captain America: Civil War, Ingrid Goes West, Martha Marcy May Marlene, Wind River


Upcoming Performances: Avengers: Infinity War 

Born Elizabeth Chase Olsen, she would later end up growing up in the shadow of her sisters, financially at least, as she is the more talented actress. Born in Sherman Oaks, California to a real estate developer and a personal manager. Spending most of her youth in ballet classes, she found work in her sisters straight to DVD brand of cinematic drek. However after years of small roles her star got a small ignition from the critically lauded Martha Marcy May Marlene. 

Perhaps the coolest moment for her came when she was tapped to play a role in the 2014 telling of Godzilla opposite her fictional brother from Age of Ultron, Aaron Taylor Johnson. This would be the beginning of small relative success as she was included in both Civil War, and the yet to be released Infinity Wars. In addition she has found some minor Sundance and other festival success most specifically in the form of Wind River opposite Jeremy Renner and Ingrid Goes West opposite Aubrey Plaza.  She has a bright future ahead of her if she plays her cards correctly. 


Wednesday, December 27, 2017

The Evolution of Cinema



1. Cimarron: 1930 




2. Gone with the Wind: 1939





3. Frenchman's Creek: 1945





4. Black Narcissus: 1947 




5. An American in Paris: 1951





6. The King and I: 1956





7. West Side Story: 1961





8. Fantastic Voyage: 1966





9. Patton: 1970






10. Star Wars: 1977 





11. Gandhi: 1982






12. Batman: 1989






13. Titanic 1997






14. Return of the King: 2003







15. Avatar: 2009 







16. Mad Max: Fury Road: 2015














Sunday, December 24, 2017

1st Annual JR Awards for Film Excellence

My official 2017 JR award nominations 




This is my first annual awards. I created fun and fake nominations and awards for fun: The Nomination Leaderboard is as follows: 
Dunkirk- 16
The Shape of Water - 14
Logan - 14
Call Me by Your Name - 12
Last Jedi - 12
Wonder Woman - 11
Lady Bird - 11
Darkest Hour - 10
The Disaster Artist - 9
War for the Planet of the Apes - 9
Mudbound - 9
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - 8
Three Billboards - 8
Get Out - 6
The Florida Project - 6
Battle of the Sexes - 4
Beauty and the Beast - 4
Murder on the Orient Express - 3
Stronger - 3
Your Name - 2
Happy Death Day - 
The Lego Batman Movie - 2
Split - 2
IT - 2
Marshall - 1
Captain Underpants - 1
A Silent Voice - 1
Spider-Man Homecoming - 1
American Made - 2

Picture/Directing/Lead Acting Nominations


Best Picture nominations:





Dunkirk, Emma Thomas & Christopher Nolan (Warner Brothers)
Lady Bird, Scott Rudin, Eli Bush, Evelyn O'Neil (A24)
The Florida Project, Sean Baker, Chris Bergoch (A24)
Logan, Simon Kinberg, Lauren Shuler Donner (Fox)
Wonder Woman, Zac Synder & Patty Jenkins (WB)
The Big Sick, Judd Apatow and Barry Mendel (Amazon)
Call Me by Your Name, Peter Spears & Luca Guadagnino (Sony Picture Classics)
The Shape of Water, Guillermo Del Toro & J. Miles Dale (Fox Searchlight)
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, Graham Broadbent & Martin McDonagh (Fox Searchlight)
Mudbound, Carl Effenson, Sally Jo Effenson, Cassian Elwes (Netflix)
Get Out, Jason Blum & Jordan Peele (Universal)
The Disaster Artist, Seth Rogen and Kelli Kenop (A24)

Best Directing in a motion picture: 





Christopher Nolan, Dunkirk
Luca Guadagnino, Call Me By Your Name
Guillermo Del Toro, Shape of Water
Greta Gerwig, Lady Bird
Dee Rees, Mudbound
Sean Baker, The Florida Project
James Franco, The Disaster Artist
Doug Liman, American Made

Best Actor in a motion picture:





Timothee Chamalet, Call Me by Your Name
Hugh Jackman, Logan
James Franco, The Disaster Artist
Andy Serkis, War for the Planet of the Apes
Jake Gyllenhaal, Stronger
Daniel Kaluuya, Get Out
James McAvoy, Split
Gary Oldman, The Darkest Hour
Steve Carrell, Battle of the Sexes
Chadwick Boseman, Marshall
Tom Cruise, American Made

Best Actress in a motion picture:





Zoe Kazan, The Big Sick 
Sally Hawkins, The Shape of Water
Frances McDormand, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Saoirse Ronan, Lady Bird
Brooklyn Prince, The Florida Project
Emma Stone, Battle of the Sexes
Elizabeth Olsen, Windriver

Best Screenplays and Supporting Acting:



Best Original Screenplay:





Greta Gerwig, Lady Bird
Jordan Peele, Get Out
Kumail Nanjiani and Emily V. Gordon, Big Sick
Martin McDonagh, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Guillermo Del Toro and Vanessa Taylor, Mudbound
Christopher Nolan, Dunkirk
Anthony McCarten, The Darkest Hour

Best Adapted Screenplay:





James Mangold and Scott Frank, Logan
Allen Heinberg, Wonder Woman
Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber, The Disaster Artist
James Ivory, Call Me By Your Name
Dee Rees and Virgil Williams, Mudbound
Rian Johnson, Star Wars: The Last Jedi
John Pollono, Stronger

Best Supporting Actor in a motion picture:





Sam Rockwell, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Woody Harrelson, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Garret Hedlund, Mudbound
Jason Mitchell, Mudbound
Michael Stuhlbarg, Call Me by Your Name
Armie Hammer, Call Me by Your Name
Richard Jenkins, The Shape of Water
Willem Dafoe, The Florida Project 
Ray Romano, The Big Sick
Patrick Stewart, Logan


Best Supporting Actress in a motion picture:





Octavia Spencer, The Shape of Water
Mary J. Blige, Mudbound
Dafne Keen, Logan
Holly Hunter, The Big Sick
Laurie Metcalfe, Lady Bird
Kristin Scott Thomas, The Darkest Hour
Penelope Cruz, Murder on the Orient Express
Judi Dench, Murder on the Orient Express
(Posthumous) Carrie Fisher, Star Wars: The Last Jedi


Under the Line Awards: 


Best Musical Score: 





Hans Zimmer, Dunkirk
Alexander Desplat, The Shape of Water
Dario Marianelli, The Darkest Hour
Carter Burwell, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
John Williams, Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Rupert Gregson-Williams, Wonder Woman
Michael Giacchino, War for the Planet of the Apes
Mark Mothersbaugh, Thor: Ragnarok

Best Cinematography:





Hoyte Van Hoytema, Dunkirk
Dan Lausten, The Shape of Water
Rachel Morrion, Mudbound
Sayombhu Mukdeeprom, Call Me by Your Name
Bruno Delbonnel, The Darkest Hour
Ben Davis, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri
John Mathieson, Logan


Sound Mixing:




Dunkirk
The Shape of Water
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Baby Driver
War for the Planet of the Apes
Beauty and the Beast
Wonder Woman
Darkest Hour
Logan


Sound Editing:




Dunkirk
Baby Driver
Thor: Ragnarok
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Logan
War for the Planet of the Apes
Wonder Woman
Beauty and the Beast


Costume Design:





Beauty and the Beast, Jacqueline Durran
Darkest Hour, Jacqueline Durran
The Shape of Water, Luis Sequeira
Wonder Woman, Lindy Hemming
Dunkirk, Jeffrey Kurland
Murder on the Orient Express, Alexandra Byrne

Production Design:





Dunkirk, Nathan Crowley
The Shape of Water, Paul D. Austerberry
The Darkest Hour, Sarah Greenwood
Beauty and the Beast, Sarah Greenwood
War for the Planet of the Apes, James Chinlund
The Disaster Artist, Chris L. Spellman
Mudbound, David J. Bomba



Best Use of Visual Effects:

The Kamikaze Scene, Star Wars: The Last Jedi
The Ape Technology, War for the Planet of the Apes 
The War Aesthetic, Dunkirk
The Bridge Fight Scene, Thor Ragnorak
The Fish Man Technology, The Shape of Water
The Climax, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
No Man's Land, Wonder Woman 
The Seizure Scenes, Logan

Best Use of Make Up:

Tommy Wiseau, The Disaster Artist
The Fish Creature, The Shape of Water
Churchill, Darkest Hour 
Alien Creatures, Star Wars: The Last Jedi 
Gomora and Nebula, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
The Shell Effect, Ghost in the Shell 

Miscellaneous Awards:



The Award for Best Action Sequence:   



                          


Star-Lord verse Ego set to "The Chain", Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
The Kamikaze attack, Star Wars: The Last Jedi
The Chase Scene, Baby Driver
The Avalanche, War for the Planet of the Apes
The Led Zepellin, Bifrost battle, Thor: Ragnarok
The Dogfight, Dunkirk 
No Man's Land, Wonder Woman


The Winters Award for the Blockbuster with the Most to Say:





War for the Planet of the Apes
Wonder Woman
Thor: Ragnarok
Logan
Dunkirk
Star Wars: The Last Jedi 


The Jimbo Award for the Worst Movie of the Year: 





Baywatch
Resident Evil: Final Chapter
Underworld: Blood Wars
Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Transformers: The Last Knight
XXX: Return of Xander Cage
The Space Between Us
A Cure for Wellness


The Best Examination of Homosexuality:

Battle of the Sexes
Lady Bird
Call Me By Your Name


The Best Shot of the Year:

The Burning Plane, Dunkirk
Staring into a fire, Call Me By Your Name
The Space Fireworks, Guardians of the Galaxy
Transforming from a landscape to a dirty face, The Darkest Hour


The Best Scene of the Year (Best Action Scene can be recycled):

The Crashing Plane, Dunkirk
The Stuhlbarg Monologue, Call Me By Your Name
The Space Funeral, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
The Kamikaze Attack, Star Wars: The Last Jedi
No Man's Land, Wonder Woman
The Ending Scene, Logan
"I did not hit her", The Disaster Artist
The Prom, Lady Bird
Entering the Sunken Place, Get Out 
Any scene with multiple personality McAvoy, Split


Best Examination of Parenting Dynamics:


Lady Bird
Call Me by Your Name
The Big Sick
The Lego Batman Movie
Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing Missouri
The Big Sick
The Florida Project


Best Young Performer:


Daphne Keen, Logan
Amiah Miller, War for the Planet of the Apes
Brooklyn Prince, The Florida Project


Best Love Story:

Your Name
Call Me By Your Name
Lady Bird
Battle of the Sexes
The Big Sick
Wonder Woman
The Shape of Water


Best Comedy:

The Disaster Artist
The Big Sick
Lady Bird
Thor: Ragnarok
Spider-Man Homecoming
Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2
Happy Death Day 
Logan Lucky

Best Use of Music:

The Ticking Clock, Dunkirk
The Synchronized Soundtrack, Baby Driver
Guardian's Mix-tape Volume 2, Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2
Channing Tatum's Daughter singing Denver, Logan Lucky
Mark Strong singing Denver, Kingsman
Led Zepellin in Thor, Thor Ragnarok 


The Genre Movie that Transcended its Field:


Get Out
Dunkirk
Baby Driver
Lady Bird
The Big Sick
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Thor: Ragnarok
IT


The Surprise of the Year:


Adam Sandler's acting in The Meyerowitz Stories
Bo Burnham's acting in The Big Sick 
Netflix finally making a Good Movie
The transcendent nature of Genre films
James Franco's directing in The Disaster Artist
IT actually being pretty good 

The Worst Scene of the Year:

Star Wars does Mary Poppins, Star Wars: The Last Jedi
The opening car dance, Baby Driver
The space PowerPoint, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
The cliff, Thor: Ragnarok 
Fish Sex, The Shape of Water
The repetitive sorority house scene, Happy Death Day
The president is kidnapped, Geostorm
Fassbender make out session, Alien Covenant

The JADDLES Award for Best Animated Movie:






The Lego Batman Movie
Captain Underpants
Your Name
A Silent Voice


The JWR career achievement Award for Excellence: 

Alfred Hitchcock: For allowing psychological horror to gain traction in the cinematic universe, a genre that plays as much on the effects on nerve wracking tension as actual horror. Movies that find influence in Hitchcock include, Get Out and It Comes at Night